Assistant

the sawing act, nightly

Sawed the assistant in half

she was like that when we got here

the act is in progress

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A peach lying in a red magician's box, sawn down its middle line
The same box on a burgundy stage: the peach, the saw in its cleft and a row of screaming faces below
tonight's bill: one assistant, two halves, no refund on the peach